Friday, February 2, 2018

Hanover Hockey Hair Spotlight: Cam Woods


(Bloggers note: Each week during the season we will feature a “Hanover Hockey Hair Spotlight” hairstyle of the week.  This will be published on Fridays)


Player: Cam Woods


Hair Nickname(s): Luscious

The Story Behind the Hair:  I’ve been growing my hair for three months now.  Last year I grew it for five months before cutting it.  I’m getting close to my maximum hair potential right now.

Hair Product(s): Herbal Essence Regeneration

Hair Primping Secret(s): Every morning I shower, but the key is I put the conditioner on before the shampoo.

One Word to Describe Your Family’s Feelings about Your Hair:  Hate

Teammate Whose Hair You Would Most Like to Have: Sammy Seelig

Rink Talk:  We at rink talk have heard a lot of comments questioning things about the Hanover team this year like “There’s no way you can be in first place with such a young team” or “There’s no way #16 can be smart enough to get into Wake Forest with a beard like that.” However the biggest question about the team in our humble opinion is how Cam can get his great flow on with his regimen of using conditioner before the shampoo.  This is an unheard of disruptive innovation that has us questioning all that we held true in hockey hair design.  If this gets out, it will turn the hockey hair world upside down, and if it hits the mainstream, well let’s just say there will be lots of hockey moms beating the doors down at We’re Makin Waves this week to get the “Cam Woods Conditioner/Shampoo Reverse and Flow” treatment (probably cost about $200 if our past experience in hockey mom hair economics holds to form - that's equal to the price of a good stick to put it in understandable terms for this audience, and not nearly as valuable).  Strong work Cam for stirring the pot in the hockey hair world – the two game winning goals you’ve scored this year rank a distant second to your hair contribution.

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