Player: Captain David Lehmann
Hair
Nickname(s): Epic
The
Story Behind the Hair: When I was younger, I got one buzz cut ever
year and then let it grow out over the next year. I have not continued to do
that because spring is baseball season and I like it short.
Hair
Product(s): Home
– Head and Shoulders 2:1. At the rink - Old
Spice 3:1.
Hair
Primping Secret(s): I try to shampoo it every other day. If it is looking flat, I take a two day break.
I rely on the 2:1 as my got to.
One
Word to Describe Your Family’s Feelings about Your Hair: My mom loves the long hair but my sister and
brother could care less.
Teammate
Whose Hair You Would Most Like to Have: Rowan – I’ve always been
curious about what I would look like as a blond and his hair is always so long
and luscious.
Rink
Talk: There is a
reason we saved David for the last regular season hair spotlight. When we had
the preseason meeting with the captains back in early December, one could
predict his hair’s flowtential, but like the smart, heady player he is on the
ice, he deferred his glamour shot until his salad had some more time to develop. So while his younger teammates basked in the
adoration that comes with a feature in the hair spotlight, the wise senior waited
patiently all season biding his time, steadfastly fertilizing his lawn with the
head and shoulders 2:1 every other day. As
the flowvolution matured, David’s ferocious play on the ice ran in tandem with
the masterpiece growing under his helmet.
There was the play of the year candidate strip and assist behind the net
against BG to make it 2-1, the hat trick, and most recently the otherworldly
goal in the third Concord game. Furthermore,
as the hair grew, so did his number of points on the stat sheet. Coincidence?
We don’t think so, because you can have all of the speed, strength and
stick skills in the state, but if you don’t have the hair, well you might as
well just be getting short-shifted in the third period playing for Squirt
Blue. We present in our opinion the flow
of the year, the standard by which all hair should be measured, and the one
belonging to your captain and top scorer.
Congratulations captain Lehmann on your season, your Hanover career, but
most of all, congratulations on your epic flow.
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