Friday, January 12, 2018

Hanover Hockey Hair Spotlight: Hans Williams


(Bloggers note: Each week during the season we will feature a “Hanover Hockey Hair Spotlight” hairstyle of the week.  This will be hopefully published on Fridays)


Player:  Hans Williams

Hair Nickname(s): Goldilocks; The Jack O'Callahan (Miracle Movie Edition)

The Story Behind the Hair:  I’ve been growing my hair since the end of school last year.  It’s never been this long before.

Hair Product(s): I use a combination of Pantene and Garnier Fructis.  I’m known as the go to guy for my Fructis.

Hair Primping Secret(s): I’ll really use any type of shampoo or conditioner, but you have always got to use conditioner

One Word to Describe Your Family’s Feelings about Your Hair:  Greasy Sometimes

Teammate Whose Hair You Would Love to Have: Rowan Wilson.  I am really jealous of his hair.  He has some lovely locks I would aspire to have. It’s luscious.

Rink Talk: From what we hear at rink talk, Hans’s savage hair is equaled only by his guitar and songwriting skills.  Which made us imagine what it will be like in 10 years when we are in the audience at Gillette Stadium watching Hans and his band and the groupie next to us is smitten with the frontman’s blonde flow.  We can then turn to that groupie and set her straight by telling her that Hans’s flow wasn’t inspired by the music.  No, it started in a small New Hampshire town where the athletes play hockey, share hair products in the locker room, and are never prouder than when their teammate gives a shoutout to their locks in the Hair Spotlight.  What began as a way to have a few wings showing under the helmet now has helped Hans get on the cover of Rolling Stone and sell out Gillette.  Those of us who knew him before he was a rock star though will all know that the hair started when he was a huge player for the Marauders and bailed out many of his teammates not only on the ice, but also in the locker room by sharing generously with his Fructis.

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